HE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!

MY CAT ISN'T DEAD! JAZZ LIVES!

Today I woke up and heard scratching on the basement door. I go to check it out to see if it's Bookie, my cat that lives in the basement. I open the door and what do I see? IT'S MY THOUGHT-TO-BE-MAULED-BY-A-DOG CAT, JAZZ! Stupid cat took a vacation. Lost a few pounds too. No longer has he his stomach that drags on the ground. That little reunion put my spirits high for the day, also having have hit "Heads" on my usual morning coin flip of luck.

Today I started class at school with boring English class. No homework as usual and bore central from Mrs. DeLuca. I seriously think she fell asleep while we were doing the class work.

After English I went to Physical Education class. Code-named, G.Y.M. (Gunning Your Melons). This was our first REAL Phys. Ed. class, which I believe I said was tught by my Seventh Grade Math Teacher, Mr. Bunker and some other dude, Mr. Baugh I think. We did warm-ups like jumping jacks and stretches, all to prepare for a series of laps around the gymnasium. First the boys were up to run. We all ran in single file around the gymnasium at a jogging pace, but when on eof the teachers blew his whistle the last person in line had to sprint as fast as he could to the front of the line, and it went on like that. Being that the kids are idiots and think that whistle-blowing also meant speed up in line, I had to run faster than most of the kids running at their top top speed. I ran for about five minutes at my top speed to gte to the front. It felt good getting decent excercise. FEEL THE BURN!

Science came next. We teamed up in groups of two people to determine from a group of cards which pictures were living, non-living, or undetermined. Luckily I, since I sit next to her, team up with the beautiful, Briana Galante. Yeah, she wants me.

After that I went to First Lunch (There's three lunches over on period of the day), where I sat with my friends James, Alex, Dario, and Tyler.

After lunch I went to a shortened Study Period, where I simply caught up with some homework.

In history we sat there and discussed-hgfkzjdjdbgKJDFGBKLJDSHG
PUNY HUMANS. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO DESTRUCTION MAKE YOU TIME-ujdasjdfhgfih

After that I went to Math class. Boring boring boring END OF THE DAY YAY!

The point is, I am not a psychotic robot demon bent on world domination with a crappy translator. I now take-...ON YOUR WAY TO DESTRUC-...leave of you.